What is deaf dumb and blind but always tells the truth?
mirror
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
keyboard
He has married many women but has never been married. Who is he?
priest
What’s 3/7 chicken 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
chicago
What kind of table can you eat?
vegetable